Your cell phone gets turned off about every 5 months
You have bad credit - but consider it your anti-identity theft strategy
You know what a ppm is
Everyone keeps telling you to get a real job
You can go long periods without food
You can go long periods without sleep
You know there is never anything on the back end
You work in your PJs – sometimes even on set
You think film is better than HD
You think HD is better than film
You're the coolest person your friends know
You're the poorest person your friends know